January 2010
146 posts
Last night a girl asked me to mix her a vodka and...
fochaux:
I impolitely declined.
good call. pickle juice should only be used as a chaser for tequila. i’m not kidding, it’s a fantastic combo…
finally!
David Spade has cut a deal with TBS to develop an animated series based on the character from his 2001 feature, “The Adventures of Joe Dirt.”
what took so long?!
Bunch of phonies mourn J.D. Salinger →
masshole:
drinkyourjuice:
[nedhepburn:sabine]
CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn’t do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. “He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of...
apple and the culture of good enough
a lot has been made of the culture of good enough. we take crappy photos with cell phones, shoot crappy video with Flips and cell phones and purchase technology that has noticeable flaws, but remains just good enough.
even though i don’t use apple computers (only an iPod for me) i’ve always thought apple was above the idea of just good enough. it certainly seems like steve jobs would...
let's not get avatarded
Here’s the Top 20 movies of all time … by number of tickets sold:
1 “Gone With the Wind” (1939) 202,044,600 2 “Star Wars” (1977) 178,119,600 3 “The Sound of Music” (1965) 142,415,400 4 “E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial” (1982) 141,854,300 5 “The Ten Commandments” (1956) 131,000,000 6 “Titanic” (1997) 128,345,900 7...
the who announces super bowl set list →
i’m not super juiced for this, but at least we’ll get some falsetto teenage wastelaaaaaaaaaand…
i bought some shares of apple today
tomorrow, i’m fully expecting them to announce the tablet AND the fact that at&t will no longer have iPhone exclusivity. let’s see how this works out…
the hollywood reporter interviews my boss
well, my boss's boss's boss's boss.
THR: What doesn't make your day? What was your worst day on the job?
Schamus: One, I tend not to have really bad days because I tend to accept defeat as part of my life; I think you have to. But I'd say probably this year, clearly the Monday after the release of "Taking Woodstock" because, honestly, my name is on that thing: I wrote it, I produced it, and I had to walk into a meeting on Monday -- we have meetings and everyone is invited; if you're an assistant, a coordinator, whoever you are, you can come into the video conference room in three cities -- and remember there was a lot more gossip back in August about the future of independent companies. I was delivering bad news, and I've got to take that bullet. On the other hand, that's part of why we do what we do, and I tell this to everyone at the company. Once a year, it's a ritual, I say to everyone at the company: "At the end of next year, if you have not done something that has completely and utterly failed, you should not be working here, because if you're not taking risks or trying stuff that hasn't been done before, then why work here? And don't worry about it. Everybody gets to fail -- just don't make a habit of it!" (Laughs.)
yep, i remember that day. not a lot of fun...but what an awesome guy! read the full interview here: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3ia843bb78e2842c1cedee810e30df313b
alex byrnes named starting qb for afc in this...
the pro bowl is reaching…
ADE-651 Magic Wand Bomb Detector Is a Fraud,... →
DOWSING?! this is unreal. i am shocked…
at one point 10 minutes after the game, adrian peterson walked out of the locker...
– si’s peter king on AP following yesterday’s heartbreaking loss to the saints…
make it happen, AIM!
her: she should starve herself for a man?!?
me: hahaha clearly i'm joking here
her: ooooh
her: ok
her: just checking
her: they need a sarcasm font
me: oooo that would be good
some quick notes on jonathan papelbon
i know people are a little down on paps following his meltdown against the angels in the ‘09 playoffs. and the fact that the sox again chose arbitration instead of signing him to a long-term deal has people wondering if this will be his last year with the team.
with daniel bard throwing 102 and mixing in some nasty off-speed pitches, sox fans are licking their lips at the idea of making DB...
answer: 40 cheeseburgers from mcdonald's, 4 pizzas...
question: what is food you and your friends consumed during yesterday’s playoff games
#myhearthurtstoday
Please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism — it’s my least favorite quality and it...
– Conan “Coco” O’Brien (via sussybuckets) (via wordsbycodi)
I can’t stand it either Conan, so this was the part where you had me crying.
Team Conan Forever!
(via daisyrosario)
(via happyhour)
i’ve watched this part of last night’s show five times…
despite being mildly evil →
gawker’s blind gossip is usually awesome. so, zefron is gay? i’m shocked!
lounge singin'
can someone please turn the song i gotta feeling into a lounge song? these lyrics demand crooning!
tonight’s the night let’s live it up i got my money let’s spend it up go out and smash it like Oh My God jump off that sofa let’s get get…off
i would listen to this song even more if harry connick jr. or michael buble switched it up…
last night's the office
i had about 8 beers in me when i finally watched last night’s episode. also, it was 2am…
so….was it a clip show?!?
or was i just super tipsy?
spike jonze made a short film about robots →
he shot parts of this in my apartment building over the summer! based on the 60 or so crew members and the size of the 8 trucks he had parked on poinsettia and hawthorn, i thought they were shooting where the wilder things are. as i hopped over cables and avoided klieg lights on the walk to my actual apartment, i was shocked when someone from the set told me it was a short…
here’s a...
Six seasons ago, the Chargers went 12-4, won a bye, then lost at home in the...
– gregg easterbrook discusses the chargers.
keep turner on those sidelines as long as possible. thanks! love, patriot nation
100 Things To Try in LA Before You Die →
this list is fairly arbitrary, but i’ve knocked off #s
1, 8, 9, 18, 20, 21, 23, 24, 25, 28, 36, 40, 47, 64, 70, 79, 80, 82, 83, 85, 93, 96
looks like i’ve got some work to do!
what have you done?
Some other stories in the press are saying that in the future I may not be able...
– coco’s opening monologue - 1.19.09