December 2009
85 posts
want to feel old?
ask your 13-year-old cousin, “who or what is never shout never?” and feel the weight of the heaviest eye roll/exhale a 13-year-old can give.
am i that out of touch?! apparently, since i followed up her explanation with, “oh, he’s like the new dashboard confessional?”
“no, brif. never shout never is a lifestyle.”
well…um…ok. i still...
Watchi like ben fold’s version of such great heights a lot better. mainly because i like any and everything ben folds does. did anyone see him on the sing-off? he was a revelation! there’s a new king of the backhanded compliment.
i am 28 years old
and still have difficulty getting the straw into a capri sun juice box. extreme difficulty. shouldn’t this be easy by now? some things never change.
also, why am i still drinking capri sun?! this stuff is like crack.
Don't Forget To Pump Up Your Basketballs
happyhour:
With all this talk about positivity floating around, I’m reminded of a Feist concert I went to about 4 years ago. At this concert, before one of her songs, she launched into a little spiel about how human hearts are like basketballs. She said that we bounce them around and play with them until they start to deflate and that we need to remember to pump some air back into our...
“There’s no problem with women that can’t be solved by money or the thermostat.”
– My hilariously sage father (via happyhour)
hahaha AMAZING!
why i like the internet
i just said here comes the bride to my pal and thought, “i wonder if here cums the bride is a porno.
what do you think?
thanks, google.
lady gaga - lovegame
because it’s...
franco harris on his deathbed
“ya…the ball hit the ground.”
insufferable
why does my dad tivo two hours of this guy nightly. why am i watching it with him right now?! merry christmas, brif. welcome home…
the movie 44 inch chest
is described as:
“44 Inch Chest is a provocative, outrageously profane and surprisingly tender film amidst an explosion of unbridled testosterone.”
uhhhh what??
do you remember where i parked?
can you think of a convoluted and wildly incorrect way to get me there? oh, you want to turn around a few times because you think we’re not going the right way but oh shit we were going the right way?
ok, i’m on board with this. let’s find that car!
“ok i gotta go. my cat didnt come home last night so my mom wants me to traipse...”
– my friend liz. she lives in nyc, but she’s from TN. guess where she is right now?
TN!
how’d you know?!
how do you christmas shop?
do you wear a pink button-down shirt and ask the borders guy where the gay fiction section is? does he tell you it’s behind the poetry section?
cool, we shop the same way.
Tactical Nuclear Penguin
that’s the name of the strongest beer in the world.
THIRTY TWO PERCENT ALCOHOL BY VOLUME!
i just added it to my christmas list. get it here. and get me some!
ps - best beer name ever, right?
about last night
some remnants from the monday night that just passed:
tried the new craft beer bar/restaurant stout and really enjoyed it
had the stout burger, which was messy, delicious and REALLY messy
byrnes had the shu burger, which he also enjoyed
he and i both secretly wanted to get the goombah burger but didn’t
met the manager and owner AND scored free beers because of it
now the proud owner of...
“Thank you for the generous food and cash donations. We received 3,750 POUNDS of...”
– from the chair of the SANTA monica pub crawl, held this past saturday. that makes my sunday morning feel a lot better.
maybe don't view if you're hungover →
if NOT hungover, it’s pretty awesome…
Watchazizisbored:
The CW’s ‘OMG Moment of the Year’ from One Tree Hill
I can’t recommend enough that you take 30 seconds and watch this. This is maybe the hardest I laughed since I saw the end of the midriff episode of Curb.
inCREDIBLE!
chris berman
watching nfl highlights right now and the eagles/niners game is featured. chris berman just said, “avant to make a big play!” when showing a completion between mcnabb and jason avant. amazing!
jay z/toto - africa remix.
well, this is awesome.
promotions
“Warner Bros. Pictures has promoted Damon Bonesteel to senior VP of legal and business affairs with oversight of worldwide marketing.”
never mess with D. Bonesteel! NEVER!
so you think you can molest
“Shane Sparks, a judge on the MTV show America’s Best Dance Crew and choreographer from So You Think Can Dance, was arrested this morning and charged with 9 counts of child molestation.”
NINE!?!?!
Watchkristin chenoweth and lea michele: two reasons to support cloning. i get chills each and every time i watch this…
Los Angeles, California – Seven DUI Checkpoint...
happyhour:
Not that I condone drunk driving, but here’s when and where the DUI check points are this weekend. I’m particularly eyeing the one on Highland, just north of Melrose.
West Bureau DUI Checkpoint
WHEN: Friday, December 18, 2009 7 p.m. to 3 a.m.
WHERE: Western Avenue and Wilshire Boulevard
Central Area DUI Checkpoint
WHEN: Friday, December 18, 2009 7:00 p.m. to...
ke$ha - tik tok
i’m currently obsessed with...
“The last time I came out of a movie feeling that way it was the first time I saw...”
– steven spielberg, after seeing avatar. looks like i’ve got a movie to see this weekend.